That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.
by Rondog December 16, 2007
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by Alex1234567 July 23, 2006
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Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.
Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.
by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012
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by monkeybutler June 26, 2007
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Usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.
Taken from the Latin Batemonus, meaning Incompetent/lack of effort, It has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
Usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.
Taken from the Latin Batemonus, meaning Incompetent/lack of effort, It has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
E.G. Person 1 "My coach is a right Bateman!"
Person 2 : "For show! he doesn't even watch your matches, or whatever?!"
Person 2 : "For show! he doesn't even watch your matches, or whatever?!"
by Lytollismeister January 23, 2011
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Get the Patrick Bateman mug.The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.
by IntegraTaz January 2, 2010
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