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The Bateman Express

The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.
Oh wow, dave just did the bateman express and broke both barriers!
by IntegraTaz January 2, 2010
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max bateman

a snuggly inspiration to all. he is cute and hot and has a voluptuous back, mess with prince max and i will knock you out stone cold
i saw max bateman kissing a year 7 in the music room
by nedfromtryguys November 18, 2021
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Patricia Bateman

Patrick Bateman’s female counterpart. A Patricia Bateman follows the rules of a sigma finance major religiously.
Patricia Bateman: Try Getting A Reservation At Dorsia Now You Fucking Stupid Bastard!
by notsosmoothoperator March 10, 2022
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Bateman

When ever a kid acts retarded and that kid front flips. A Bateman is a juul finatic and always needs pods. Bateman will wrestle you. He says he won’t talk to a kid. Ex Preston, but you damn well he lying. Yeah what you bateman!
That kid is such a bateman
by New Cumberland February 12, 2018
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Batmask

The batmask is performed by stretching the skin from your scrotum over an unsuspecting victims eyes, preferrably when theyre asleep, If performed correctly ,It will resemble the old school batman mask from the 1970s, For extra credit shave your ballhair.
I wanted some ass, but my bitch passed out, so I batmasked Her instead!
by ChuckNorris666 April 3, 2010
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BATEmanizing

The act of one attempting to plot, scheme, act, think or otherwise conduct themselves like Jason BATEman
“Lost in a train of thought, he was deeply BATEmanizing on how to solve the problem.”
by thisisclassmore April 14, 2020
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Long word for Autism, what kids think they have instead of just mental illness
Kid : Yo bro i have super sigma patrick bateman syndrome
Kid 2 : No, you are just autistic
Kid : boowomp
by ultra-super-mega-real_john August 3, 2023
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