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The batmask is performed by stretching the skin from your scrotum over an unsuspecting victims eyes, preferrably when theyre asleep, If performed correctly ,It will resemble the old school batman mask from the 1970s, For extra credit shave your ballhair.
I wanted some ass, but my bitch passed out, so I batmasked Her instead!
by ChuckNorris666 April 03, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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