Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

Bassline

Dat booty; usually one of generous proportions. Can also refer to everything from the knees to the waist, but always with the thickness.

Stems from many references to the butt as bass, see Nikki Minaj's song, Superbass, or even pale ass Meghan Trainor's All About That Bass

Ohh, you see the bassline on that one!?

by Tre916 December 5, 2018

Basserole

1. casserole made with bass
2. one pound filet of striped bass in shallow pan, one can of new england clam chowder, covered in 8oz bag pepperidge farm herb stuffing.

this is one damn tasty basserole.

by the chicken night crew August 30, 2006

Humming the Baseline

To relax/space out to the point that others may mistake you as intoxicated.

Guy 1: "Yo, is John killin' that dro or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah brah, he's just humming the baseline."

by Garblez February 1, 2009

baseline

a sequence of low growling notes strategically played by nick beard, of the band Circa Survive, on his ernie ball music man stingray bass guitar.

nick beard's baseline cast sonic vibrations balls-deep into the earth.

by thunder toes October 24, 2008

Amazing Bassline

1. the best bassline in the world.

2. the most outrageous super heros yet.
Super Rican, Freshmen Bitch, White Girl, Derty Bitch, and White Boy,,,,OOOHHHHH

look theres the amazing bassline ruleing the band.. OHHHH

by Derty bitch October 3, 2004

Jonathan Bassrider

The holy grail of mates. A friend who is good looking, popular, gets all the women but sorts their mates out first, gets you into clubs free and is an all round nice guy and yet you don't resent them for being more popular than you.

What a great lad, he hooked me up with Sarah and let us use his bed to fuck in, he's a proper Jonathan Bassrider.

by Brainz Hewitt December 10, 2008