basil

A unit of measurement for a girl's weight, usually around 110 lbs.

Matt: I can't believe I banged that chick last night...
Kyle: What the fuck dude!?! She was at least three basils!

by The_Stick March 10, 2011

basil

probably some type of fucking shy quiet boy or are you some plant

person 1: hey, what is basil
person 2: there are 2 definitions of basil.

by flayie June 26, 2023

basil

MY LITERAL BEST FRIEND- LIKE SHES AMAZING STUNNING GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL ETC- SHES A BIG BRAIN GIRL. SQUARE UP IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME, WE’LL KIDNAP YOUR INTESTINES AND ORGANS. ISTG SHES AMAZING 🐓🖐🏻 LUV HER TO DEATH XOXO

me: basil is my best friend-

my friends: *them annoyed that I’m telling them this for the 5th time today* just stfu-

by moregano oregano 🐌 April 18, 2020

basiled

to be puzzled or bewildered over something amazing or astonishing, and get covered in basil simultaneously

Like baffled fused with dazzled.

Those golden gates are too amazing, i can't believe they exist, this is too amazing to comprehend, oh no I'm covered in basil. I just got basiled by those amazing, golden gates.

Stop basiling me, I'm trying to think

by Gary Meatball December 14, 2010

Basill

Indian tech support person, will rape small children as a hobby and forgets his Nandos chips at Tunzafun.

'Oh look! it's a Basill on the phone for you, says he needs your social security number to fix your laptop'

by sadpigglet January 29, 2020

basilitis

To seem brain dead, and/or lazy.

Man I don't feel like thinking or working today. I got that basilitis bad.

by Anix June 20, 2006

Basile

The most.

The most I'd pay for that idiot basile is, the world.

by joblo fixin October 6, 2020