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Barney Frank

Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.

Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.
Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"

Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"
by Ill Bill on Capitol Hill April 1, 2009
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Barney-guarding job

A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.

The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?

Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.

Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.

Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007
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Bucky Barnes

Steve: Bucky Barnes, I hecking love you!
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Barnseyed

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.
Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.
by Jo Bato August 14, 2011
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noelle._.barnes

young women who accidentally married bucky barnes only to end up falling in love with him, and then marrying him again. has amazing taste in music (one direction & their solo albums), has great sayings (go jump in a hole, MUAH *chefs kiss, stoppp you’re making me blush, etc.), is beautiful, funny, creative, kind, smart, talented, a great flirt, & is a baddie. period.
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bucky barnes

holy bimbo! that dude is so bucky barnes (daddy)
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bucky barnes

an adorable brainwashed idiot, radiating big bisexual energy
by asgardiancharm April 24, 2021
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