Barnacle

A crass word used as a profanity in everyday lingo. Also Anna obscure sea creature that latches on ships and boats.

Kyle: Did you hear what Matilda said?
Luke: Yes, it was a load of barnacles

Kyle: True that

by Booty is my specialty May 23, 2016

Barnacle

Kayla Jo

"Kayla Jo is the definition of a barnacle" - Nilsa from MTV's Florabama Shore

by hughmuffin97 December 15, 2017

Barnacle

some weird lumpy volcano looking shit that grows of shit

stay away from it my nigga

Nigga this barnacle shit got my pee pee hard...

by Yung Microwave May 6, 2018

Barnacle

When you take a large shit and It goes *plop plop* while you are watching G.I.L.F porn

Person 1: Damn dude that's disgusting

Person 2: I know dude I totally had a barnacle

by XXX.THOT.PATROL.XXX June 20, 2018

Barnacle

Barnacle:

A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.

I paid $100 for each ticket and this barnacle thought he could get them for free. I ain't a whale, man. Kick rocks.

by Raskull King November 4, 2022

Barnacle

A vagina or cunt

I put my dick in your mom’s barnacle

by A guy with a 12 ft penis December 28, 2022

Barnacle

The namesake of Lil Barnacle.

LIL BARNACLE IS THE ONLY GOD

DEATH TO ISRAEL

by Lil barnacles #1 fan March 6, 2024