barbershop

something dane always says for no reason

nobody:

dane:barbershop

by ananaksnsjf March 1, 2019

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Barbershop Quartet

When a group of 4 guys get together to groom each others' pubic hair.

"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"

"Nothing really."

"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"

"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."

"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."

by Rankle November 25, 2011

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hannah barbera

A really cute, amazing, beautiful, pretty, fine, and overall fantastic person. She is everything a man needs in his life.

Did you see hannah Barbera? She is looking beautiful.

by z0mb1e5lasher33 June 25, 2017

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baberaham lincoln

When you bust on a girls chin and then toss hair on there to give a beard. A Abraham Lincoln beard as you may.

I baberaham lincolned that girl the other day.

by jshady June 22, 2005

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barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

by Kalem January 10, 2008

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