Bakerized

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being

That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."

by N1 November 7, 2005

Anita Baker

1) A secret underground euphemism referring to the third and final season of the popular Adult Swim original cartoon, 'The Boondocks'.

The term is used to avoid suspicion and copyright infringement by the company Sony, mainly based on the fact that Sony employees flag infringement rights on YouTube videos to compensate for the fact they have extremely small genitalia.

Inner-City Gangsta #1: Yo, man! Did you check out 'the stuff?"

Inner-City Gangsta #2: What stuff?

Inner-City Gangsta #1: Y'know...(whispers) the 'Anita Baker...'

Inner-City Gangsta #2: Aww hellz yeah, homie! That shit was fly.

by Rapmaster M-Dawg April 11, 2010

baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.

How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.

by allygat-urr April 17, 2005

basil of baker street

an old show about a little mouse who was a dectective. He solved a lot of mysteries.

1990's three year old:"YEAH!!!!!

by Joe ma May 5, 2005

Lexi Baker

A rare magnificent beast that can never be tamed. Often dances with wolves in her underwear, while reciting Shakespeare. Like a shooting star, shes there for a magical instant, than gone for good Leaving you with a empty bottle of whiskey, no cigarettes, and a huge nasty blood stain on your carpet from a animal sacrifice.

C'mon Papa lets go catch us a Lexi Baker.

by Wiener Wagon December 28, 2011

Baker's Delight

When two men twist their limp dick together, resulting in something that resembles a french braid.

My friend offered me the baker's delight. Unknowing of what it was, I accepted the friendly gesture.

A piss-drunk sex move for gay men.

by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008

Cash Baker

Cash Baker is a Social Media sensation, mainly known for his Tik Toks. He has two siblings, Maverick Baker and Lani Baker. His parents names are not known to the public.

Cash has released songs with his brother Maverick, available on his YouTube channel cashandmaverick.

Cash has a fan base of mostly younger children(average age 9-16), who send him gifts on his live streams.

Cash has blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, which are gorgeous. Lots of people on Tik Tok say they want to date him, but he openly expresses the fact that he is single. So am I. Hit me up, Cash Baker.

Tik Tok - cash.baker
Snapchat - cash.baker
Instagram - cash.baker
Twitter - cashbakerr
Youtube - cashandmaverick

Elleonorrah - Hey, who's Cash Baker?
Charellotte - Oh my God, Elle! You don't know?
Elleonorrah - Uhm...No?
Charellotte - Only the most handsome beautiful thing God has ever created! Oh, I can't believe you don't know. He's super sweet to all his fans, and he's funny too. Just-just look him up. On Tik Tok.

After Elleonorrah looks Cash up on Tik Tok and is officially in love, she resumes speaking with Charellotte.

Elleonorrah - Chare! I can't believe this boy- Oh he's live! Come here!

by Lara Jean S. February 23, 2019