A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words... he is a raging homo. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.
Hey, that guy is an ass-bandito. cock, that guy likes the old bit of the ass-bandito monster. you suck ass-bandito.
by adam and steve December 03, 2004
When a female decides to sign up to Tumblr a.k.a become a cretin to society. This involves dyeing your hair pink and ranting about politics while trying to de-sexualize the female body by showing off their own horribly disfigured body ultimately stealing a person's will to live, hence the bandito
Little Timmy was on the internet looking for cool minecraft tutorials when he caught a glimpse of a Tumblrino Bandito. The Doctors tried to revive him but he sadly passed away at 7:42 p.m last Friday from self inflicted gunshot wounds
by WhyamiWhite420 March 28, 2017
Jeff : Hey see that Jew over there I'm gonna go tell him the Holocaust never happened.
Mike: Oh looks like Jeff is causing some bandito raucous
Mike: Oh looks like Jeff is causing some bandito raucous
by Armadyl Alliance July 26, 2010
by Maccastarr July 12, 2017
A Social Bandito is person who does there own thing, they don't need to be with peeps all the time, they're just chilled, laid back and independent.
joe: hey steve let's go for a beer tonight.
Bloggs: ye sure, is fred coming?
Joe: nah, he's doesn't want to, he's busy doing something.
Bloggs: ah, he's a social bandito.
Bloggs: ye sure, is fred coming?
Joe: nah, he's doesn't want to, he's busy doing something.
Bloggs: ah, he's a social bandito.
by Gintana March 18, 2010
When you finish in a glory hole and the other person sticks his penis in said glory hole to receive oral satisfaction, the finished participant duct tapes there partners penis to the opposite side of the stall from there partners so they do not have to perform relation's and so they can make a speedy retreat.
by Stelathy September 07, 2021