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Online Banking

(v.) Taking a dump. Derives from the state of having nothing better to do while on the pot but manage personal finances via the smartphone.
That spicy chicken curry really messed me up. I foresee doing some online banking in my immediate future.

Yeah, I've been meaning to diversify my portfolio by contributing more into my company's 401... Wait, what?
by lmfaoomg July 7, 2011
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land banking

a technique used by wealthy individuals to frustrate their rivals by buying up land adjacent to their competitors locations so that they can open up competing busineses and perhaps force them out of business.
TP: "Did you hear Pete Dick got us banned from the Kirk Hotel? Now we got no place to go."
The Cooker: "Yeah but before he did that he was land banking and plans to open up a place even better down the road."
TP: "well, I guess that is why they call him Pete Dick."
The Cooker: "shut up and Irish yourself."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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Wank Banking

Verb ( See Wank Bank )
The act of managing the contents of your Wank Bank, be it depositing material for later usage or withdrawing for immediate usage.
You coming out later?
I cant Im busy Wank Banking
by AdamtheDykes December 28, 2010
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Banking Powder

Synonym for cocaine or coke.

Pun based on the excessive use of cocaine by bankers and the word baking powder.
‘Hi mate, shall we get a baggie for tonight?’
- ‘Sure, bruv. Really in the mood for sniffing some of that banking powder.’
‘Classic’
by Chemist92 January 20, 2022
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Snow Banking

In New England back in the day... Snow Banking was the art of a bunch of buddies in a junk car riding around the roads during or right after a huge snow storm and bouncing off snow bank after snow bank...not really caring about anything because you can't hit anything!
Ok, guys, it's time to stop at the packy and pick up a case of Schlitz and go Snow Banking!
by Murph the snow bird January 11, 2015
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wanking while banking

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro
by gayduringmay April 16, 2020
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banking it in

When you are about to have sex, and rather than inserting directly, you first miss and go too high, thereby "banking it in" like a basketball shot.
Jill: Why aren't you inside me?

Patrick: Sorry babe, I was just banking it in.
by SharedSJ February 18, 2009
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