boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

by The Spike February 21, 2007

Banana Peel

Placing or forgetting a used condom, and having someone else step and/or slip on it.

I totally got drunk and left a Banana peel on kitchen floor last night.

by Chowchowcity May 25, 2014

Banana Jacket

When a man masturbates with a Banana peel.

A man peels and eats the banana leaving the end of the banana intact. Places it on his penis and begins to masturbate with it. The inside melts and becomes warm and slippery when the man is done he can then discard the banana jacket and his bodily fluids

by BackDoorAction October 11, 2011

banana rag

period sex.
im sure the connections are pretty easy to figure out.

she enjoys a bit of banana rag every now and again...

by Damion Spoon December 2, 2007

banana water

When you balls run out of juice but ya girls still thirsty. The clear liquid excreted after ya dangus is tapped

Hey girl, I wanna fuck but all I got for you is banana water.

by Corn2137 February 24, 2018

Mud banana

Another name for a turd

Just finished my coffee, now for my morning mud banana

by Harry Bottum May 27, 2018

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle

the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.

You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!

by Theledgend 37 May 13, 2019