The Ballooning Effect

When you rip a huge fart and you can visibly see your pants or underwear balloon outwards.

Man, Karen tried to rip a silent fart but it didn't matter because we could all see the ballooning effect.

by donkeykonga January 27, 2019

Blooming fupa

When the fupa has worked it’s way down to the inner bikini line with a full blown blooming bush

While sitting at the pool, Becky leaned forward for the skittle that she dropped and Johnny noticed her blooming fupa trying to escape out the side of her new 2 piece.

by @b3leo July 22, 2019

Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

ballooning

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006

Balldozing

Balldozing is an exciting sexual maneuver in which a man (the balldozer) first enters the female in the missionary position.

After a series of thrusts in which the man's testicles smack off of the females anus, the man removes his penis from the woman's vagina and drags his balls up her stomach and chest to her chin where they rest while he finishes in her mouth.

Score extra points for a slimy streak.

"What's that streak on Vicky's chest and chin? Is that some sort of religious marking?"

-"No, Mike was totally balldozing her in the pool rec room!"

by Flanagan McQueen December 7, 2006

Bloomington

The coolest campustown in Indiana. Also the city of random sirens and loud trains at midnight.

Brad: Dude, it's 3 am. Did you hear that train?
Rodrigo: Relax, dude, we're in Bloomington.

by lakeeffect22 June 25, 2008

blooming in the mud

blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside

guy1: that guy over there is into blooming in the mud
guy2:fucking digusting

by kaleidoscope23 December 26, 2020