Balloon Boy

To Make A Scene in order to gain attention. Like the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

News Journalist: So why did you stay in the closet when everyone was looking for you?

Dad: (Grime Look)

Balloon Boy: Because I did it for the Show.

Dad: What He Means Is....

by J|C October 15, 2009

lead balloon

(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.

The League of Nations

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

ballgobbler

A woman who gobbles balls like a Hungry Hungry Hippo. Gobbles balls so good, may ingest them accidentally.

Amy asked if she could bite Charles' balls. She was definitely going to suck the fuck out of them, of that much she was certain, for she was a true ballgobbler.

by Twinfin Too August 8, 2018

dirty balloon knot

A dirty butthole or asshole.

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon

When you take a hit and the blow smoke into your girlfriend's fish lips

Yo bro, I just took Jennie and I on a Jamaican hot air balloon last night!

by ScottyYoda October 28, 2018

Balloon Boy Paradox

To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.

This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.

by electromagneticpropertiesatoms October 22, 2009

Love balloons

Condoms

by IronCamel September 1, 2003