mother: sons, I am gone to my hairdresser appointment, i don't want you to go ballistic on each other, I know you like to fight f-sag but please watch TV comme du monde.
older son: yes mom!.
older son: yes mom!.
by Uncle Dimma July 23, 2014
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From the game RE4:
Luis, "I see the president has equipped his daughter with... Ballistics"
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"Yo, dude... Look at the ballistics on that chick..."
Luis, "I see the president has equipped his daughter with... Ballistics"
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"Yo, dude... Look at the ballistics on that chick..."
by Vemiermark4 August 27, 2006
Get the Ballistics mug.A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.
He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.
by Silence March 28, 2003
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Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.
Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.
Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?
by Ded_Lotus April 8, 2009
Get the Ballistic Tip mug.Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?
Jan: No.
Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.
Jan: Oh Snap !
Jan: No.
Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.
Jan: Oh Snap !
by Camel'sTowing October 12, 2018
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by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020
Get the Ballistic Caryssile mug.1. Of or relating to the trajectory of projectiles, their motion and/or effects. Used in circuses by clowns to properly gauge and define accurate custard pie throwing. Although rarely heard, ballistics are all around us. When we throw a broken bottle into the face of a policeman, we unconsciously use our acquired knowledge of ballistics to work out exactly how hard and high the throw must be to really mess up the bitch.
2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.
2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.
2. "Aw, I knew I shouldn't have thrown that bottle. Dad's gonna go ballistic when he finds out how much the bail is."
by Coaldrone January 24, 2004
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