baldy

A girl with a shaved mitt

Budsy was on fire last night. Took some baldy home and banged her stupid.

by Mucka May 7, 2003

to baldly go

A reference to the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation. In particular the series' lead, Jean-Luc Picard played by Sir Patrick Stewart. It is in reference to Picard's notably bald head and the line in the show's opening "To boldly go where no one has gone before."

Stewart attributes this saying to his daughter, who was a teenager when he began the role.

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to baldly go where no one has gone before.

by The_H00D September 25, 2016

Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!

That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.

by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011

baldylox

someone who doesnt have too much hair.

moby
andre agassi
briant gumble

by statik November 28, 2003

Backdoor Baldridge

A person who refuses to enter through the front, but instead prefers the backdoor in both entering and exiting and in sexual activities.

I once met this guy who was a total "Backdoor Baldridge" and always used the trunk to enter and exit the car.

by Seth Gass February 1, 2008

Baldytail

1.Hair style made famous by Jesse Ventura. Consists of the remnant hair from mail pattern baldness, grown out and pined back as if the baldness was never there.

2.Combination between bald and having a ponytail.

why the fuck would you need an example the word baldytail?

by PuzzyLyker December 22, 2010

baldy half-incher

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

by fredrickham May 15, 2016