ass bandito

one whom mentions butt sex way too often and/or loves to make references to the homosexual lifestyle

see Azlan

by the frito bandito April 4, 2004

Neato Bandito

A phrase that very few slightly old fashioned "nerdy" people use to simply say "Oh, neat!".

Or...
A phrase used by losers when something is unusually cool.

Emily: Hey Brian, do you want to ride to Burgerville later with me and meet some friends?
Brian: Sure, that sounds great!
Emily: Okay :)
Brian: Neato bandito! See you then.

by chicamisteriosa14 November 5, 2010

Bandito Buster

When your partner tries to preform a Dirty Sanchez and you counter by shitting on there hand.

"Carl tried to pull a Dirty Sanchez but I beat him to the punch and pulled a Bandito Buster all over his hand and bed."

by TheRatFinkLeroy August 24, 2017

Baldity

A bald person who goes by the name Dopity.

Baldity will live on forever no matter how many times you reject it.

by Groenix March 22, 2022

cheato bandito

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

bertos banditos

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat

I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.

by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013

booty bandito

A person who loves having anal sex more than anything else

He's a booty Bandito

by Jayjizzle January 28, 2016