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vegan bassoon

Some shitty rapper on YouTube and SoundCloud. Born in a subway and risen by a family of feral bassoons, he emerged to the world when the time was right as the one true king of subway. Will his tyranny over milk duds ever come to an end? Is it true he is the only Shulk main in this universe???? Holds a tyrannical reign over not just milk duds and subway, but also over what was once the great Lukas's domain until his power died when his content ceased. tremble in fear as this shitty rapper bassoons your bitch right in front of you right in the vegan.

(Needs to make internet idiocracy consistently)

He exists check SN network on YouTube screw off site moderators
guy 1 "Shit there is that vegan bassoon, hide your children , hide your girl, and you subway alike he comes again."

guy 2 "no corner of soundcloud or YouTube is safe. run while you still can"

guy 3 " vegan bassoon are the sole cause of subway disabilities in our children"
by MFoxManVA October 23, 2017
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bassoon fingers

Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.
With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.
by pentozali July 24, 2011
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Bassoon

most likely to screw up in songs and act so high and mighty but fail without the rest of the band. Shame the brass instruments when brass carry most if not all the songs a good band plays.
This is the fifth time in three minutes you messed up bassoons, keep it up and you won't play at all.
by Seth Rodriguez April 21, 2022
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bassoon

Generally, bassoon players have very little luck in love and very little action in bed. This word can define a player's personality, or be used as an insult, when said to someone very much the same way Bugs Bunny says "What a maroon!"
Trombonist: "You're such a dork."
Clarinetist: "At least I've got a girlfriend, you bassoon."
Trombonist: "Ouch, no need to get nasty."
by Jack Cole March 18, 2005
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Bassoon

a medieval device used to torture humans, pinata's and donkeys, causing severe bleeding of the ears.
I went to a Community Band concert the other day, the triangle, slidewhistle, vuvuzela were excellent, but some one broke out the Bassoon and my ears started bleeding.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyor December 27, 2010
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peach bassoon

by J April 28, 2003
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Shatner's Bassoon

Like a Dutch Rudder, only the recipient auto-felates, whilst the participant manually moves their head up and down.
Wow, last night was wild, I think I made doug give me a Shatner's Bassoon!
by Calibre Hull April 30, 2011
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