butt baguette

a shit the size of a baguette

wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty

by FuryPanda December 27, 2017

baguettism

The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)

Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!

by CummingBoi December 16, 2017

bagettes

jewls

bagetts shining my wrist

by flexinton April 18, 2003

dick baguette

A French man that is a complete dick

Dude, Francis is a total dick baguette.

by The Almighty Cornholio December 9, 2013

Baguette

A long penis

I was with Nick last night and he gave me that baguette.

by NickMuffin October 9, 2017

oui oui baguette

standard response for french people on games

on csgo:
french guy: can we try rushing a please?? (on a french accent)
guy 1: oh là là oui oui baguette je ne pas ecouté le radio c'est magnifique
french guy: can you shut the fuck up
guy 1: je ne sais pas où est la bibliothèque excusez-moi

by kerosenx March 17, 2021

Baguette Tree

The infamous Baguette Tree created by the founders of the Baguette Gang, a teenage friend group.

Have you seen the baguette tree yet?
The Baguette tree is growing quickly.

by Ocular_Colombo March 28, 2019