Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

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baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

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Bubs And Baffle

Bubs and Baffle are a classic example of "best friends"
If two people are really close friends and spend alot of time together you would say "Ahh, they're like Bubs and Baffle"

Person one: friend one and friend two are like best mates now, aren't they?
Person two: Yeah, their like Bubs and Baffle...

by WhoNow? June 6, 2009

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baffle wof

a person that confuses people, and is very annoying/energetic. Known for there astounding skills in being such an idiot that your brain hurts whenever you listen to them.

Georgia? Wow, she is such a baffle wof.

by legend1234g September 1, 2014

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Baffle chalk

Ketamine cocaine

Mix of ket and coke.

Margaret went out last night on the wreck.

Got smashed on baffle chalk

by Margaret van-hoops October 29, 2018

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Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

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