Chinese Backsplash

A water stream shooting into one's rectum after a turd has plunged into the toilet. May sting.

'"Dude think I got aids from the chinese backsplash in that truckstop bathroom."

by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 5, 2009

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Norwegian backsplash

When you take a shit while doing a handstand and it splashes onto your face

Did you hear what Paul done? He said he done the Norwegian Backsplash

by Sinszy March 24, 2020

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Combination/variant of Cleveland Steamer, dump truck, rusty trombone, and Dirty Sanchez only filthier. During the act of intercourse, one parter deposits/sprays a significant amount of fecal matter directly on the head, face, neck, mouth, and possibly genitals of another or others.

Also known as the matter pushed out while working an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Origin: Southern United States.

She's so special to me, the Sanchez just wasn't enough. That's why she got the Alabama Backsplash. It was mother's day after all.

by Stoolio April 26, 2009

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Creamy backsplash

When mid fuck missionary, you flip her over and finish on her back

Man I just gave my wife a creamy backsplash. Little did I know she meant the tile for our kitchen.

by McNugget22 April 8, 2021

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tile backsplash

A strategic sexual maneuver indigenous to Iowa where and unsuspecting female partner participates in home renovations before being drawn into a coaching moment. Once engaged in the feedback the man unloads on the back of her head and the material she is working on at the moment. This act concludes by telling the female parter "breaks over, back to work"

Diana thought she was going to help remodel our basement until Andrew and I maneuvered a tile backsplash on her dome.

by 69chipmunks69 July 26, 2024

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