Back Alley Handshake

A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place

Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!

by Jaboy13 July 6, 2016

Back Alley HandShake

- When a man inserts all five fingers into a hookers ass in a back alley while lifting his hand up and down, like a handshake.

- Did you hear about ol' Randal?
- Yup, he's giving AND getting back alley handshakes.

by Chrisam November 11, 2014

Back Door Handy

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass

That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus

by flapjackal August 3, 2015

Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.

Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

Just handing it back

A reply phrase to Just putting it out here or Just placing it out there that signifies disinterest or displeasure in the suggestion. Usually used when the original suggestion or statement was so unhelpful or absurd as to warrant immediate dismissal..

Person 1: "Just putting it out there by pol pot had the right idea..."
Person 2: "Just handing it back"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

Chicago BackHandy

Chicago BackHandy - When a girl eats a Chicago deep dish pizza and uses the grease from the pizza afterwards to give you a hand job.

My grandma just gave me a Chicago BackHandy after we ate that deep dish.

by ReidNate March 4, 2021

backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011