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Blackbeards Beard

Similar to a pearl neckless except aimmed below the mouth.
I tea bagged her then finished off with blackbeards beard.
by BubbRubbURmom January 1, 2007
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blackbeards revenge

while engadging in intercourse from behind while wearing a pirates hat and eyepatch, you raise your sword high and swing it down hard cutting off a large portion of your partners scalp. you proceed to pick up the chunk of hair and stick it to your face.once your beard is fastend you corner your partner and with a mighty "arg" you stab them to death.
friend:whats that blood on your face from?
you:BLACKBEARDS REVENGE!
::HIGHFIVE::
by JAMIE THE DAMAGER December 1, 2004
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Blackbeard main

If you could sum this person up in one word it would be "gay". These little child fiddlers can't take a gunfight without losing it so they resort to being an aids player
Person 1 "bro I just headshot this guy 20 times but there was glass in the way
Person 2" ah yes. The definition of gay. The blackbeard main
by Nova_ March 6, 2021
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Bay City Blackbeard

After your girl gives you good felatio, you turn around and deficate on her face. (aka San Francisco Fu Man Chu)
Susie gave a great bjer... So to show her my appreciation, I gave her the Bay City Blackbeard!
by Chief Pontiac December 31, 2011
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blackbeard

noun or transitive verb, referring to the act of inserting one's penis into someone's anus, being sure as to get a good coating of feces, then turning said person around and wiping their own feces on their face with one's penis, thus giving them the appearance of blackbeard the pirate, as well as humiliating them and degrading their human worth.
I walked up to Janine at the party and blackbearded her bitch face. Then she cried and I drank her tears, being careful to avoid drinking her feces as well.
by ericred666 May 14, 2006
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blackbeard

man, that dude got blackbearded severly.....lets go try it
by 600 rexoR tnegA May 13, 2005
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Blackbeard

The act of shitting in your hand, placing your penis on their shoulder like a bird, and smearing the feces on their face as if it were a beard.
"He was fast asleep. I could've blackbearded him so bad."
by Me February 18, 2004
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