baby's arm clutching a plum

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.

Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.

by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008

baby's arm holding an apple

1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"

Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

by M February 4, 2005

baby's arm holding an apple

A large penis.

The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.

Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.

What Carrie really wants is a baby's arm holding an apple.

by edgarde September 21, 2008

a babies arm holding an apple

An extremely large penis.

Wow, that dude Larry, has a humongous dick! It looks like {a babies arm holding an apple!

A snippet of a lyric from the song by the 'Tubes.'

"What do you want from life?"

"A babies arm holding an apple."

by Narvel J. Stimpson December 29, 2015

baby's arm holding an apple

Having an extremly large penis.

John: My dick is so big it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

by Z-Rizzle September 16, 2006

baby arm holding a gala apple

Large flaccid penis with a oversized head, likely disease ridden. Usually found on skinny black males with a psychiatric problem.

Did you see that baby arm holding a gala Apple running down highway 54?!

by Mister R September 14, 2017

Arm baby

A small baby or child that is unable to walk, thus necessitating that it be carried in the arms of an older person.

Look at that ho Shantell, she gots two kids in diapers an a Arm baby.

by Dimitriou January 11, 2008