baby dick

a small penis. usually a turn off for girls and some men.

wes has a baby dick

by emicracker112 May 6, 2009

Baby Dick

Having a minuscule penis.
One who is lacking in the meat department. People who are racists often suffer from BABY DICK.

Ike, stop posting here, we all know you have a BABY DICK.
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HAHA, OMG.. Look at Ike's teeny tiny BABY DICK, it looks like a Lima bean.

by Look in the sky.. Black choppas are coming for you. September 15, 2006

Baby Dick

A penis that mimics one of a babies. usually only handled with two fingers or less for urinating or masturbation. a person living their life without ever pleasuring a women like David Licatta

Jeremy: Damn girl your mad tight
Girl: Oh I used to fuck Dave
Jeremy: Oh that nigga has a baby dick!

by panik718 October 8, 2011

baby dick

i was outside smoking a cigarette and this kid jesse was staring at it all jealous and i was thinking wtf is his problem and then when i walked in his room later while he was undressed i finally understood why

a 4 inch penis will NOT get the job done

by pencildick February 26, 2005

baby dick

when a peron (male) has a dick smaler or equal to a baby's dick. this is a term oraginated in boston ma this is an insult to any man and if you get called this nock that bitch ass niggah out real quick. (617 all day)

Brad: "yo you have a baby dick!"
Will: "shut the fuck up bitch!!!"
(Will knocks him out wicked quick)
Will: "Who's the baby dick now?"

by {blood nigga} February 18, 2008

Baby dick

A man who is a bitch and has a baby dick

Guy: Yo baby dick, you’re a bitch
Baby dick: No you are

by DaddyNugget October 4, 2021

Baby Dick

Commonly mistaken for a penis of small size, a baby dick is a penis characteristic of a baby, typically 9lbs 10 oz, and 21 inches long. A very large crank.

"Yea I do have a baby dick" <people laugh> "It's 9lbs 10 oz, and 21 inches long!!!"

by JIMoney February 19, 2003