brocken

When your sixth grade boyfriend breaks up with you and you go to your snapchat story to rant. Because your in sixth grade you cant spell.

Steaks dont hit my up

Im so brocken

by imsobrocken January 1, 2021

Barocked

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.

Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."

by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009

Bracketitis

Affliction where you constantly check you NCAA tournament bracket to see how you are doing in your pool.

I have Bracketitis so bad I tell my wife I am looking at porn so she does not think less of me.

by Fatrazmo April 7, 2011

bricked up

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

by real_philly February 11, 2020

Brocket 99

"Brocket 99" is the name of an underground radio station spoof recorded on cassette tape in 1986. Produced by radio deejays in Lethbridge Alberta, the show garnered regional, national and limited notoriety beyond Canada's borders by word of mouth in the twenty-three years since it first started to circulate. It was never intended for a mass audience but eventually took on a life of its own, running the gamut of emotional reaction; some see it as harmless idiocy, while others believe it was a deliberate case of targeted "racism" because of the stereotypical humor at the expense of the North American aboriginal. Websites and various spinoffs have surfaced over years dedicated to perpetuating the urban legend. Some see it as a reflection of the racist nature of Canadian society, while others don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Love it or hate it, it is a program that may have long-reaching value as a tool to initiate dialogue.

brockett, parody, racism, comedy, brocket 99

by dirtchute September 16, 2009

Bricked(attack)

Adjective: To brick someone means you are going to "attack" them, So it is pronounced "Bricked"

" hey buddy, after school im gonna brick you" or " that kid got bricked by those grade twelves"

Bricked(attack)

by brownie_2.0 November 11, 2011

Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021