The group of countries that half of the worlds armed forces are trained properly after the americans fuck up thier soldiers by telling them to only do what they are told instead of using the initiative that could save thier lives and those of all thier unit. Also the ones who have the most elite units the SAS.
The group of countries that held the largest empire the world has ever known dispite what people say about the romans, (btw even they are not second its actually the list goes British, Mongolian, russian, Spanish, chinese, caliphate, French, portugese, Brazilian, Achaemenid, japanese and then Roman!!! ok so nowhere near the top).
The group of countries that came up with the nationalised health service (NHS) where everyone can be treated for free on most health issues.
Although its not all rosey we are now the fatest country in Europe because we are stuffing our faces too much and not getting off our arses. We are becoming too overpopulated because we also have the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe, we have given birth to the chav that is destroying all society.
We can be better again if we actually get up and work hard, that is the reason countries we used to have a stake in such as china and india are becoming the superpowers they are today, because they work hard for it and will do it well.
The group of countries that held the largest empire the world has ever known dispite what people say about the romans, (btw even they are not second its actually the list goes British, Mongolian, russian, Spanish, chinese, caliphate, French, portugese, Brazilian, Achaemenid, japanese and then Roman!!! ok so nowhere near the top).
The group of countries that came up with the nationalised health service (NHS) where everyone can be treated for free on most health issues.
Although its not all rosey we are now the fatest country in Europe because we are stuffing our faces too much and not getting off our arses. We are becoming too overpopulated because we also have the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe, we have given birth to the chav that is destroying all society.
We can be better again if we actually get up and work hard, that is the reason countries we used to have a stake in such as china and india are becoming the superpowers they are today, because they work hard for it and will do it well.
by OnlyTruthspeaker October 24, 2011
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A nation of tea lovers and hot accents that can't stop politically fucking it self over with a dick that's too big for it's anus.
This nation is basically England pretending Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland don't exist.
This nation is basically England pretending Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland don't exist.
"Ello Govnah"
"he's from Britain"
"he's from Britain"
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Small, tired, miserable and damp little island located west of the European mainland. Once the pre-eminent power of the world during the 19th century but now a mere shadow of it's former self. Horrible weather and food, and posseses a culture that is increasingly being transformed into a beer-swilling "yob" gutter society. Due to the rapid Islamisation of the UK it is not advisable to use their mass transit systems.
Mostly harmless.
Small, tired, miserable and damp little island located west of the European mainland. Once the pre-eminent power of the world during the 19th century but now a mere shadow of it's former self. Horrible weather and food, and posseses a culture that is increasingly being transformed into a beer-swilling "yob" gutter society. Due to the rapid Islamisation of the UK it is not advisable to use their mass transit systems.
Mostly harmless.
by Thicksheikh September 11, 2007
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The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
by Alphonse du ponce March 13, 2008
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Britain is the shame of the world thanks to lost souls like Tony Blair, The Queen, Voldemort & tattooed tossers you may see in a bar or gutter near you if you have a nice country we have not invaded yet.
by cosmicbruce January 7, 2010
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