Any one of the majority of people in the world that have no distinguishing characteristics or traits that make them interesting or compelling. Most Blando Calrissians have little to no life ambition outside of a dull, steady job, do not understand most forms of humor apart from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Dane Cook, or that guy with the fucking puppets, and do not enjoy thinking about anything characterized as “deep.” A common test to identify Blando Calrissians consists of the query, “What kind of music do you like?” to which they respond, “Oh, I like everything.” They often express and/or act upon the urge to “get married and have kids” around 23 years of age. May also be referred to as “Blandos.”
Friend 1: How was Joe’s party last weekend?
Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
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Typically the name of a girl who is stunningly beautiful, smart, easy to talk to and the kind of person youcan stay up half the night with. Always a good loving person.
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Places they're found:
- Anywhere shiny, expensive, or cue is
- Curbstomping that b*tch who wronged her
- Chasing random cute dogs so she can pet
If spotted, don't be fooled by 'innocent' nature of walking alone. Be protected during eye contact, you'll get a judging look that cuts to your core. If "the smile" is received, you can approach w/ some safety -Hiphop should be played to distract
Made it past 1st encounter w/ dignity & health in-tact? You're on a journey w/ a woman who is the most demanding, amazing, frustrating, loving, stubborn, adorable variety of all! Love & passion never die as a partner & they are always at 110%. A fantastic friend, lover, mother, & accomplice. Survive the judgements & hang-trums, & you have someone who'll be loyally yours to the end (or until you're kicked to curb).
Tips for bringing a Brandy into your life:
- They ALL suffer from a terrible disease known as EDL (Excessive Drama Leakage) so there are always little drama puddles nearby. Drama sacs are invisible so a petite Brandy seems like minimal space req'd but the sacs auto-expand to at least 85% of the avail. area.
- Love can be bought w/ home BBQ
- Food ends ANY argument
- If dogs or videos & pictures of dogs, or any other "Awww" animal content is near, you DO NOT have her attention
Places they're found:
- Anywhere shiny, expensive, or cue is
- Curbstomping that b*tch who wronged her
- Chasing random cute dogs so she can pet
If spotted, don't be fooled by 'innocent' nature of walking alone. Be protected during eye contact, you'll get a judging look that cuts to your core. If "the smile" is received, you can approach w/ some safety -Hiphop should be played to distract
Made it past 1st encounter w/ dignity & health in-tact? You're on a journey w/ a woman who is the most demanding, amazing, frustrating, loving, stubborn, adorable variety of all! Love & passion never die as a partner & they are always at 110%. A fantastic friend, lover, mother, & accomplice. Survive the judgements & hang-trums, & you have someone who'll be loyally yours to the end (or until you're kicked to curb).
Tips for bringing a Brandy into your life:
- They ALL suffer from a terrible disease known as EDL (Excessive Drama Leakage) so there are always little drama puddles nearby. Drama sacs are invisible so a petite Brandy seems like minimal space req'd but the sacs auto-expand to at least 85% of the avail. area.
- Love can be bought w/ home BBQ
- Food ends ANY argument
- If dogs or videos & pictures of dogs, or any other "Awww" animal content is near, you DO NOT have her attention
1. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (noun): "If you are throwing a house party, 1 Brandy is the equivalent of 3 norms & will keep it poppin or throw-down if shit gets real"
2. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (verb): Guy: "I slipped in a Brandy puddle last night" Friend: "you spilled your drink?" Guy: "no, something happened at my girlfriend's work so her drama bags were leaking all over
3. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (adj.): Friend: "Congrats on the engagement! What's Brandy like?" Me: "She's definitely a Brandy" Friend: "No shit she's Brandy, what's she like?" Me: "Exactly! She's not like anything but herself"
2. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (verb): Guy: "I slipped in a Brandy puddle last night" Friend: "you spilled your drink?" Guy: "no, something happened at my girlfriend's work so her drama bags were leaking all over
3. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (adj.): Friend: "Congrats on the engagement! What's Brandy like?" Me: "She's definitely a Brandy" Friend: "No shit she's Brandy, what's she like?" Me: "Exactly! She's not like anything but herself"
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Also the name of a member of the superhero team, the Flangetastic Four.
Also the name of a member of the superhero team, the Flangetastic Four.
" I wish we werent camping on this old indian burial ground."
" Im not worried, I brought my blanky"
" Im not worried, I brought my blanky"
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I wish I could have that brandy
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Billiam: "Hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from Subway?"
Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."
Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."
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