bilf

"baby I'd like to f*ck" as said by Stewie on family guy....it's only cool for him to say it...if you say it then you're just a pedo

Stewie: Oooh ooh bilf! She's a total bilf!

by squishy-tishy January 17, 2011

bilf

an attractive bailey

"Wow is that bailey??? She's a bilf."

by big troupxfe May 1, 2021

bilf

Baby I'd Like to Fuck.
Used by Stewie Griffin in "Family Guy" in reference to a baby he found attractive in a supermarket.

Stewie: "Ooh, ooh! BILF, total BILF"
Stewie: "Yeah so I got 6 pacifiers"
BILF: "..."
Stewie "Well, that was a big nothing"

by BassMZero January 17, 2011

Bilf

Acronym: Brother I'd like to fuck.
N. Term applied to hot (usually older) brothers of best friends (bfs) or aquaintences. Used when around said targets sibling or other friends who know of siblingship.
Akin and sometimes used in place of the rarer Filf (Family I'd like to fuck; i/e:cousin, step siblings ect., aunts, uncles, cousins inlaw - of friends)
Derivitive of Milf
Note: does not denote an incestual connotation.

Jason: hey (passing to the kitchen)
Jess(studying, overtaken by jasons hotness): Your brothers a bilf.
Lynn: what?
Jess: Is he seeing anyone?
Lynn: What!?....your fucking crazy.

by A.L.F. August 30, 2006

bilf

boy i'd like to fuck

Justin's such a bilf! I'd love to stick my big cock in his tight little virgin ass!

by boytoylover June 11, 2003

bilf

Brother I'd Like to Fuck.

Sarah, your brother is a major BILF

by Aleesha May 13, 2003

bilf

bitch I'd like to fuck

That bilf is pretty hot.

by Anonymous November 15, 2002