Video Biffer

One who just can't seem to pull his finger from his arse and press record after the change of CCTV tapes.

1. Urban is a real video biffer, sack him.

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

fat biffer

Someone who is doing things expected of a fat person. Not usually an insult, as the fat biffer is almost never a fat person. Usually heard in the south of England. Is said quietly, and never with a tone of shock or surprise. This makes it sound like the fat biffer does this sort of thing all the time, though in truth he rarely does.

Dave in pub: Pint of Carling and two pies please.
Other dave: You fat biffer.

by pissface3000 October 21, 2015

Buffer Nut

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.

"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."

by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018

bifler

Biflette is a French word for being slapped in the face with someone's dick.
The verb for it is "bifler". It's a sign of great disrespect.

"L'etudiant biffle son camarade"
"Bifler est ne pas respecter quelqu'un."

by GeorgeDarwin August 7, 2019

Biffen

The small stretch of skin between a males anus and his ball sack.

"There is a place between your crack and your sack called your biffen, that's the place you don't want to be a sniffin'.

by Stano October 19, 2013

Boner Buffer

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.

Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.

by LGUNNER October 31, 2009

Buffer Guest

A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.

I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them

by violentfemme May 2, 2009