beetle back

The back of a morbidly obese person; due to the person's rotund shape and cleavage created by fat on both the spine and shoulder blades. Similar to "back boobs"

Mary Jo spent 30 minutes hunting around the house for her keys when she heard her fat roommate jingling as she thudded by. She realized that her keys were lodged in her roomy's beetle back. (shudders and plucks them out)

by seanomatopoeia December 5, 2010

beetle box

1. Smoking weed inside a vehicle, but specifically inside of a Volkswagen Beetle.

Will: Erika! You down to beetle box tonight?

Erika: Oh for SURE!!!!! DAMN the smoke gets thick in that car!

by UT beetlebox March 5, 2009

beetle skin

A term used to describe a condom in one of the northern states, more specifically New Hampshire and perhaps a few surrounding states.

"I hate using gas station bathrooms"

"Why?"

"Because I always have to stare at the huge selection of Beetle skins on the wall on top of the urinal"

"I always get the one that glows!"

"You're gross"

by Marktim sibmaker October 31, 2007

Beetle Grip

when you stick your index finger in a girls arse and your thumb in her vagina and try to make them touch

Shut up or i'll beetle grip you!

by Breadstraw March 10, 2009

beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"

"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"

by broadbean December 23, 2017

Beetle blood

Blood loss from anal penetration.

That bitch left beetle blood all over my sheets

by Mr. Stanley moon March 10, 2018

beetle nut

a micronesian drug thats makes you hallucinate and disables your nervous system if overdosed

I took beetle nut the other day and I felt so comfortable that day for 6 hours I couldnt move but i liked it

by furrinesses July 7, 2022