To repeatedly punch an allegedly cannibal hooker in the face.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"
"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
by ShamwowBeatdownBitch! April 24, 2009
Get the SHAMWOW BEATDOWN mug.When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"
Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!
Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!
Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!
by bilatface831 June 5, 2010
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A style of ass-kicking named after the Cream drummer Ginger Baker in which one does not stop thrashng at the opponent until he has been limp for at least 3 hours. The beating must be performed in as savage and ruthless a manner as possible; use of household objects is not only fair game, but encouraged when performing a Ginger Baker Beatdown.
"Dude Timmy gave his mom the worst Ginger Baker beatdown I've ever seen in my life yesterday!"
"Aw shit, man, he gave her the GB style?"
"Yeah, ol' red would have been proud."
"Aw shit, man, he gave her the GB style?"
"Yeah, ol' red would have been proud."
by tommy e January 7, 2009
Get the Ginger Baker Beatdown mug.A horrifying act of physical violence brought on by provoking any or all of the "Hazers", a gang of three professional hitman brothers hailing from northwest Ohio. These beatdowns are usually done to inspire fear and set an example to those who would incite their fury. Often ending in manslaughter, beatdowns are characterized by the use of guns, knives, bludgeons, maces, bags of pennies, bare fists, frozen oranges, used syringes, and wild animals.
Steve: Hey, have you seen Shane lately?
Ross: Yeah he's been in a coma for the last 2 weeks. He pissed off Jake and got a Hazer Beatdown.
Steve: Oh God, I hope someone tells his family.
Ross: Yeah he's been in a coma for the last 2 weeks. He pissed off Jake and got a Hazer Beatdown.
Steve: Oh God, I hope someone tells his family.
by HazedAndConfused February 6, 2010
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Get the Mental Beatdown mug.Smacking your girl in the face repeatedly with your stiff, rigid penis. Typically performed for her pleasure prior to oral sex.
I gave Rachel the blue vein beatdown last night before she sucked me off.
As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.
As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Get the Blue Vein Beatdown mug.The act of inserting testicles into an individual’s mouth and then violently and repeatedly beating them on their forehead with erect penis.
The judge ruled that a brazillian beatdown was a cruel and unusual punishment.
Given the choice between a brazillian beatdown and walking home, my wife opted for the former as punishment for forcing me to search for her after the party was over.
My forehead swole after getting a Brazillian Beatdown. Next time I will know to pass my pre-calculas exam.
Given the choice between a brazillian beatdown and walking home, my wife opted for the former as punishment for forcing me to search for her after the party was over.
My forehead swole after getting a Brazillian Beatdown. Next time I will know to pass my pre-calculas exam.
by Mike James Jr. February 10, 2010
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