barf

n. A synonym for law. Slang used mainly by embittered law students.

"What is studying law like?" Reply: "Law is basically barf or mathematically speaking, law = barf, if you will. Which reminds me - could you please kill me?"

by anonymous law student April 30, 2006

barf

A reaction to something that's revolting. Causing you to upchuck. Something disgusting in nature or unnatural.

Vitale's small cock, obesity and herpes simplex made me want to barf.

I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom many times.

by swanns January 27, 2009

barf

sike, as in whatever was said is false.

margy: yo dana youre pretty.. barf !

by brehehe April 25, 2011

barf

A critical, idiotic, or exceptionally embarrassing failure. Has origins in California.

"Dude, did you see Eric flip off his teacher?"
"Who did?"
"Eric, man! He thought ROB tripped him!"
"Ha! MEGA BARF!"

by Feezy, my Neezy January 2, 2009

snot barf

Intentionally puking snot through one nasal passage.

Jamal: "WHOA - check outs da mess Cleveland snot barfed on da flow."
Dixon: "Sheet man - dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

snot barf

Intentionally spewing clogged snot through one nostril.

Nick: "Yuoh dude - Didja just blow a wad of boogers onta da flo?"
Sly: "Yeh ... I hadta clear my snoz by makin a snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

Power-Barf

The action of projecting vomit in a linear intense stream.

"It looks like someone power-barfed into a shot glass"

by Mike Regina November 1, 2007