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biffler

To biffler, is the act of slapping an individual's face with one's penis. The word itself is a portmentau of two french words.
After I no-scoped him on nuketown, I bifflered his corpse so hard that he ragequit.
by Destroyer Onii-chan May 10, 2018
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barfle

The act of gargling with one's own barf.
Bear Grylls sometimes uses the barfle technique to stay alive in the harsh wilderness.
by deysr July 12, 2012
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Beffle

Me and My "Best Friend For Life" (BFFL = Beffle phonetically) came up with this term. Instead of calling each other BFF, we call each other Beffle. It gives us a word to call each other instead of just saying BFF.
"I'm so glad youre my beffle!"
by Raaahnahnah! August 19, 2009
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Barflete

To "delete" the contents of your stomach by vomiting.
"I just barfleted those six shots of Patron, and now I'm good for more!"
by TJCW November 20, 2009
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Bifflet

Two of the bestest friends ever...

Male&female.
Skirral & Bunneh are Bifflets!
by Mh88 December 21, 2009
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baffies

Slippers (singular baffie or baffy)
Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.
Ms darling wife heats ma baffies by the fire afore gien me a hoat toddie.
by Gwank July 17, 2004
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Baffletility

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013
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