baby chocolate face

A baby chocolate face can be achieved by first having anal intercourse with a pregnant woman followed by vaginal intercourse. The feces at the end of the penis touches the fetus' face, hence baby chocolate face.

That pregnant woman just received a baby chocolate face.

by jdrama11 July 19, 2009

Face Baby

When someone makes you laugh so hard or makes you so excited, the only thing left to do is make babies with their face.

Lindsay-"my boyfriend is SO funny! I just want to make A Face Baby with him!!"

Robbert-"So my girlfriend said she wants to make Face Babies. But the problem is, I have a really hairy chin. I'm afraid they'll turn out like trolls!"

See: Facegasm

by Lintu Marie August 20, 2008

Blue Face Baby

To strangle someone with ur penis

Chris: "Yo Ryan lemme give u a blue face baby"
Ryan: "Nah bro, I don't wanna die

by Pdiddydonkers April 10, 2020

Baby hamster face

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".

She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.

by Whoreganic August 1, 2017

Baby up your face

To violently ejaculate on one's face.

After I am done sticking this meat in your ass, I am going to pull it out and baby up your face.

by Mr. Class 420 July 6, 2006

punch a baby in the face

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.

I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.

by xFreedomx January 13, 2009

baby-darlin-doll-face-honey

a combination of the cheesiest terms of endearment to creating the greatest pet name of all time

hey baby-darlin-doll-face-honey... i love you

by zak attach pack April 27, 2011