baby dick

i was outside smoking a cigarette and this kid jesse was staring at it all jealous and i was thinking wtf is his problem and then when i walked in his room later while he was undressed i finally understood why

a 4 inch penis will NOT get the job done

by pencildick February 26, 2005

baby dick

when a peron (male) has a dick smaler or equal to a baby's dick. this is a term oraginated in boston ma this is an insult to any man and if you get called this nock that bitch ass niggah out real quick. (617 all day)

Brad: "yo you have a baby dick!"
Will: "shut the fuck up bitch!!!"
(Will knocks him out wicked quick)
Will: "Who's the baby dick now?"

by {blood nigga} February 18, 2008

Baby dick

A man who is a bitch and has a baby dick

Guy: Yo baby dick, you’re a bitch
Baby dick: No you are

by DaddyNugget October 4, 2021

Baby Dick

Commonly mistaken for a penis of small size, a baby dick is a penis characteristic of a baby, typically 9lbs 10 oz, and 21 inches long. A very large crank.

"Yea I do have a baby dick" <people laugh> "It's 9lbs 10 oz, and 21 inches long!!!"

by JIMoney February 19, 2003

Baby Dick

A tiny ass dick that is so small, it could get stuck between even the smallest pubes.

Commonly used by Armando.

Also the name of a fictional city where baby dickers hail from.

"Dame la baby dick puto."
"My baby dick is so small, it almost got caught in one of 'Mando's chest hairs fool."
"Give me that baby dick."
"Yeah, I'm from BD Maryland...Baby Dick, Maryland."
"Swermz has a Baby Dick."
"Your Baby Dick is almost as small as MIINE fool."

by B2 Bomber July 28, 2008

baby dick

a joint or a blunt

"Yo, Grimm roll another baby dick, and lets get high"

by Dison February 2, 2004

Baby Dick

A penis that has the characteristics similar to that of a baby. Often associated with non-cultured people. Also people with no intellect can be found with this problem.

The majority of Americans have baby dicks due to their utter stupidity dealing with our nations issues.

by unknown June 11, 2006