bassoonism

way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.

"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"

by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005

Gebran Bassil

An old-fashioned Bigot disguised as a modern-day scum of a politician. Occasionally tries to befriend the masses but always gets rejected with "You can't set with us" & the-usual "kes ekhtek".

Always acting as a Monkey Thief, except he is not a monkey.

- Oh this place looks ugly, it's Gebran Bassil

- I need to take a dumb. Where I can I do that?
= Just use Gebran Bassil's mouth, he is always spewing shit anyways

by daagm2 October 21, 2019

Bassma

Smart & secretly romance , care about everyone & everything around here except her own self,have the ability to solve any problem , a fairy god mother for every one she loves having the cutest smile you could ever seen

A three words could describe her "perfect, intelligent, hot"

Boy: who is that cute girl , i really wanna be her man i loved her from the first sight

Her friend: she is bassma take care she is hard to catch

by Fatomalksins April 19, 2017

bassmanship

The act of playing a bass guitar with undeniable skill and gravitas.

Les Claypool's display of bassmanship was a thing of beauty.

by vagabond686 March 15, 2009

ass bass

A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer.

The following is an example of ass bass:
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.

by assofbass September 22, 2007

dirty bass

Dirty Bass is a distorted Bass sound, not that the Bass itself is dirty but you get a feeling of uncleansliness listening to it. Also referred to as Filthy Bass, it's a feeling you also perceive and no doubt asscociate with euphoria. That shit drops and it blast you backwards over your damn chair into the corner covered in audio filth like 'AWWW YEAH!". It's the reverb that makes audio virgins bite the pillow. You know what I'm saying? After listening to enough of it you realize what is a filthy drop just by recognition, at first your all like "I dunno, I guess this is dirty?" but give it a while and your all like "OH SHIT! Thats filthier than a resteraunt toilet seat! PUMP THAT SHIT UPPP!"

Bassnectar - Boombox (And the Datsik Remix)
Woo Boost - Rusko
Chains Hang Low - Jibbs (AFK and Crizzly remix)
Firepower, Too Late, Cold Blooded - Datsik
Theres lots of other ones these are just examples that come to mind. Theres lots of Dirty Bass out there.

by Audiovirginnomore September 18, 2013

bass drum

1. Some of the sweetest instruments in marching band. Starts at #1 (usually carried by the smallest member) and increases in size. High schools normally have around four or five. Colleges/universities usually have many more.
2. That really big drum in concert band/pit.

1. Person 1- So you play bass drum?
Person 2- Yeah.
Person 1- Sweet.

2. Person 1- Oooh! BIIIIG drum! How purdy!
Person 2- That's the Bass Drum.

by Crazy Sarah August 16, 2006