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burst like a kipper

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Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion
Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?

Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!

Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.
by 429qa May 23, 2008
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Burst Kite

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Burst Kite pronounced Bus Kite, is another name for a promiscuous woman.

When a Kite is Burst it cannot follow a direction and as a result it flies anywhere and everywhere.
That girl is a burst kite, we ran a train on her last week!

Look at that Burst kite nah, me and my partner tired hit that!
by Simplee October 6, 2009
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Burst Balloon

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Noun, describing the appearance of an anus after a lengthy and/or violent period of abuse from fingers, penises, dildos, broom handles, what-have-you.
Quentin's gait was as that of a penguin that morning after his initiation. When questioned by friends he confided that he had spent the evening being buggered senseless by the Green Bay Packers with the inevitable result of his asshole now looked like a Burst Balloon.
by goody5 December 7, 2010
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Burst the Cherry

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When a girl has sex for the first time and bleeds in the vaginal area.
When blood came out of the girls vagina, he new he burst the Cherry.
by gunit69 June 23, 2007
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burst couch

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"She looked hot, but her minge was like a burst couch".
by tufty1 April 14, 2009
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Burst My Bubble

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When somebody pokes your ass with a needle.
He burst my bubble with a needle.
by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017
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