"Didn't pass a bill for hurricane sandy? Shuts down the government? What a John Boner."
"John Boner's name explains himself."
"John Boner's name explains himself."
by Harry Dickinher October 3, 2013
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by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013
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A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.
by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019
Get the Bonesaw MAGA mug.Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.
Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
by Zoppy September 25, 2013
Get the Yawn Boner mug.A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019
Get the KELLEY BONER mug.A leg kick to the extreme upper region of the human body (i.e. cranium).
It is noted that it takes on this resemblance in mid flight, looking like a whip made of meat with two large segments of bone to give it tinsel strength.
Also noted that a successful boney meat whip often cause such side effects in the receiver: concussion, fainting, temporal loss of all motor skills and headache.
It is noted that it takes on this resemblance in mid flight, looking like a whip made of meat with two large segments of bone to give it tinsel strength.
Also noted that a successful boney meat whip often cause such side effects in the receiver: concussion, fainting, temporal loss of all motor skills and headache.
"I don't know if he can get through that guard Mitch he... OMFG he boney meat whipped him through his guard and that is it ladies and gentlemen. That man is going home tonight."
"Man in all my years Bob I will never grow tired of watching one man boney meat whip another grown ass man into the hellish world of technical knockout."
"Indeed Mitch, well that was an excellent KO to leave our audience with, make sure to tune in tomorrow as the mangler goes up against Jake "the jackhammer" Neilson."
BOTH-"Goodnight everyone."
"Man in all my years Bob I will never grow tired of watching one man boney meat whip another grown ass man into the hellish world of technical knockout."
"Indeed Mitch, well that was an excellent KO to leave our audience with, make sure to tune in tomorrow as the mangler goes up against Jake "the jackhammer" Neilson."
BOTH-"Goodnight everyone."
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