assicle

semi-digested food that hardens and sticks to your asshole

i was fucking some girl doggy-style in the pussy and she had a huge assicle

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

ASIC

Aplication Specific Integrated Circuit. Used in networking components: a hardware chip used to make decisions on what network port to send data to.

The ASICs on this brand new cisco switch is better than the ones on this old one from 5 years ago!

by Evan S. July 6, 2005

assicles

the icy cling-on stuff that hangs off the panties of a long-haired dog in snowy cold weather

whoah, look at the assicle buildup on that collie!

by stoney February 5, 2004

Asican

When you look chink/Asian as fuck, but you're actually Mexican. It's more for reference than actual race definition.

Bro #1: Woah is that girl Asian?

Bro #2: Nah brah she's mexican!

Bro #1: We'll just say she's asican for reference matters

by Tinyteeth June 15, 2015

dumb assicle

A term that is the opposite of smarticle assicle. It means you are a dumb ass.
(Please see "smarticle assicle")

At least he is not a dumb assicle

by Smarticle Sarah August 1, 2008

aesic

Cock , Penis , Weiner

His aesic is huge .

by Jackass December 6, 2003

assicorn

An assicorn is a mythical animal similar to the penicorn , a unicorn with an penis on its head instead of a horn. The assicorn is a unicorn with an ass on its head.

Yesterday John wouldnt stop touching my tits, he is such an assicorn.

by Bob Rodriguez October 11, 2007