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axolotly

A guy who likes to have s*x whit ivory.

-Also plays minecraft.
Axolotly beat someone in bedwars
by KrinkyxD_ March 18, 2023
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Zac Axolotl

Zac tends to eliminate everything in his way (except people like darkleonard2 and carlosrods) including The Middle Class.
by Exciteddd November 25, 2021
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Aubergine Axolotl

The aubergine axolotl, also known by the scientific name of Ambystoma melongena, is an elusive amphibian, a lover of caves and other fresh, humid environments in general. As the name itself suggests, the aubergine axolotl would appear as a quadrupedal animal, physiognomically identical to an axolotl, but characterized by a more rounded body, with intense purple pigmentation and the typical aubergine petiole where the tail should be located. An adult individual can measure up to 30cm and weigh between 1.5kg and 2kg. Characterized by an ungainly gait accompanied by the "Pillar's Men Theme" in the background, it is a species in danger of extinction. The researchers would all agree on the fact that the decimation of the number of individuals was induced by the disproportionate use of the same in Italian cuisine, especially in the South, for the creation of dishes such as aubergine parmigiana or the simpler grilled aubergines.

To date, the reproductive mechanism of the animal has not been defined, since there have been few contacts with it (not to mention the fact that all the aubergine axolotls studied were eaten as a snack between one break and another)
(Pillar’s Men Theme in background)

A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

B: Bro, IT’S AN AUBERGINE AXOLOTL!

A: O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

A e B do a Jojo Pose with aubergine axolotl
by El Basurero October 9, 2023
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The True Axolotl

I am *The True Axolotl*, I love *Stevorium*, like almost all of us in the *Discord* of *Steve5*, I *write*, I do *art*, i do *skins* and i don't *simp*.
Bob: look, its *The True Axolotl*
*Tenseigod*: Can he be my Pet?????!!??
Bob: yes he can.
by The True Axolotl August 24, 2021
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jimmy the axolotl

A blue axolotl int the Minecraft realm called owoland, in that realm they warship jimmy like he's a god.. jimmy is a god
Person one: jimmy the axolotl is good
Person two: jimmy the axolotl is great

Person one: jimmy the axolotl is goooood
Person two: RAHHHGGHGGHGGHHG
by stargataowo August 30, 2022
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