driving award

Noun, Another name for a DUI or DWI violation.

Dale got picked up last night driving home, cop gave him a driving award.

by Br King April 12, 2008

lock award

the most prestigious award a reddit post can get

omg guys my post got the lock award!!!!!!!!!!!

by gh0811sn September 26, 2022

Cupachilli Award

The Cupachilli Awards are given out every year. They are given for outstanding novels that capture the minds of both children and adults. The award is given out for several different topics including "Outstanding Childrens Novel", Which was won in 2009 by Artemis Fowl: The Trial of the Seven Thieves. It is considered to be the most prestigious award to be given to a novel.

The 2009 Cupachilli Award for Outstanding Childrens Novel goes to....ARTEMIS FOWL: THE TRIAL OF THE SEVEN THIEVES!

by Nillypoo Shampoo June 11, 2009

award show

To go "award show" is to get all tearful and emotional in front of an audience.

David went all award show in front of everyone when he found out he was getting promoted to HMFIC.

by Paris Hilton March 16, 2005

Derryberry Award

The most prestigious award of the acclaimed Tennessee Technological University. It is awarded to students who radiate astounding amounts of excellence from the depths of their being and display raw bestial sexuality in even the smallest of undertakings. The award itself, in the hands of the master, can be used to summon droves of moist and wanting underage high-school girls.

Announcer: "The winner and recipient of this years Derryberry award is: Benjamin Eckart."
Moist & wanting high-school girl: " OMG BEN ECKART IS THE SMARTEST MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD AND I SUDDENLY DESIRE THE FRUIT OF HIS LOINS!"

by A Big Fantastic HUG May 8, 2008

Seano Award

A Seano Award is given when someone does something childish and or stupid that causes grief to others. Commonly handed out in World of Warcraft (at least in our guild) to morons that wipe raids due to stupidity or just plain screwing around. A Seano Award is given (in World of Warcraft) by mailing someone 1 copper with the tagline of Here's your Seano Award. In real life you could give someone a penny with a note attached saying the same thing.

Someone you work with, who knows their job well, does something horrendously stupid that costs your company alot of money, time, etc. Everyone is pissed off because of this. That's right, it's time for a Seano Award. Give that poor fol a penny with the tag "Here's your Seano Award" and let them ponder that one for a bit. In World of Warcraft it's handed out to players who do stupid things or just act like complete idiots.

by Mike Slats November 8, 2008

Grammy Awards

The worst representation of "good music." Grammy awards are not given out to the best music of the year by any stretch of the imagination. The awards are given out to the acts that either A. Sell the most albums or singles or get the most playtime on radio/MTV or B. Classic Rock artists that still produce music even though they are decades past their prime. The Grammy's are supposed to be the most "prestigious" awarsd in the music industry but a piece of cow shit is more prestigious than a Grammy Award.

"Who's gonna sweep up all the Grammy Awards this year?"
"Did U2 put out another shitty album this year?"
"I think so"
"Then that's your answer"

by bigjeffrey8899 May 1, 2010