tard fam awareness

The idea that all tard fam members have a very low awareness level. This includes both mental awareness and physical awareness. Considering what we already know about tard fam, this is not surprising at all since we know for a fact that their brains aren't functional. You could literally light their ass on fire and they wouldn't know. These dudes don't know shit and at this point, I don't even know what's going on in their brains. The problem in my opinion is that their brain is still working on a thought from 5 years ago so they are unable to focus on the present thought and therefore aren't aware of shit.

*everyone openly clowning and gassing York*
York: Wait what, what are you guys talking about?
Mike Carlson: Lol, sped ass bitch
York: What the fuck are you saying?
Armando: Lol, tard fam awareness

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

Cum drowning awarness day

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.

"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day

by CumCrusader March 9, 2021

Darwin Award

The Darwin Award is a fictional award which is given out to people who commit acts of utter stupidity that often involve their own injury or even death. The name is derived from Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution (survival of the fittest), since the winners of the Darwin award aren't expected to survive long enough or remain capable of propagating their own hereditary stupidity. Some people attempt to win the Darwin award, however this is risky since if you don't get first place, you're just a dumbass with nothing to show for it but a hefty hospital bill and possibly funeral costs.

Dumbass: Dude, Steve just got sent to the hospital with third-degree burns after we tried to play Hot potato with a molotov cocktail, and I was wondering if you could-
Smartass: What, nominate you two for the Darwin award?
Dumbass: No, I was wondering if you wanted to play while he's in the hospital.
Smartass: (sigh)...

by The BXRabbit October 17, 2008

singles awareness day

Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.

I hate Singles Awareness Day.

by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006

Amaira

An Amaira is a independent person. An Amaira tends to be very intelligent and sets very high standards for themselfs. An Amaira is also a very caring and down to earth person. Not only are they very caring, they also can be very loving. Sometimes they can do random things that make people laugh. Overall, An Amaira is a very sweet person.

An Amaira is such a sweet and loving person, i would be lucky to meet one (:

by Horror_Fanatics May 6, 2021

award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.

There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Stove Award

The Stove Award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. Often times awarded to the person who passes out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. Named after Stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior.

Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night.

by Top Feeder July 19, 2011