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Fly apologist

Someone who defends the heinous crimes committed by flies
by Pucoloco October 2, 2021
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Pineapple Pizza Apologist

Anyone who fiercely defends this abomination to pizza, to the point of appearing arrogant, condescending, and dismissive towards others with more sensible palettes.
Post: "You only hate pineapple pizza because of social media"
Person 1 showing post to person 2: "Yup looks like we have another pineapple pizza apologist on the lose"
by pwnagephake November 14, 2022
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Torture Apologist

I don't know what the definition is. I wish someone would define it for me. I see it used all over the internet and in print, but I don't see a bona fide definition for it. I came to the Urban Dictionary, but alas it is not here either.
Heck, I don't know what a torture apologist is. I see it in press, but what is it?
by kz5bw5 May 22, 2009
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Microsoft Apologist

Someone who is too stubborn or just in denial about the inadequacy in quality and effectiveness of Microsoft products compared to Apple products.

Symptoms are constantly defending and making excuses for the sub par product pumped out by Microsoft.

The person, has seen by outsiders, looks to be waging a hopeless war against impossible odds.

People have compared it to the Battle of the Alamo or Leningrad. One observer compared it to Star Wars; the Rebels v. the Empire. Except in this case the Empire won.

It can be painful to watch someone go down this dark road.

Just picture Rocky I but at the end rocky dies. And Loses. And Apollo bones Adrian.
Microsoft Apologist: "For your information, sir, We can use Windows XP for the remainder of this century. Further more, you think your computer is so cool. Can it get Viruses? I didn't think so!"
by Myland3r March 18, 2011
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Rape Apologist

Someone who downplays the seriousness of rape even though they might not condone rape themselves. For example they may regularly publicly doubt women's valid claims of rape, or refer to incidences of rape as a "She said, He said" scenario.
When I heard him say “Some people are trying it on, Let’s be serious about this. There are people who have claimed that they’ve been raped and came to Australia to seek an abortion because they couldn’t get an abortion on Nauru", it seemed fitting to label him as a rape apologist.

The rape apologist said "I wasn't provided with the she said, he said details of the allegation"
by mrpootatohead December 8, 2021
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Romas Apologist

Anyone who is blindly devoted to the views held by David Romas and his very narrow and copyright violating
"school" of "Magnum P.I." fandom.
Universal is releasing Magnum on DVD, but he refuses to believe it because he's a Romas Apologist.
by A Joe August 7, 2004
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apologist

One who practises the art of making excuses for things they know to be wrong. From the word "appal", "appalling".
Christian apologists say that slavery is morally justifiable because the Bible says slavery is acceptable.
by CJ Dennis September 1, 2020
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