autophonomania

An obsession with suicide

Her autophonomania excited her.

by Ignore this p August 16, 2016

autopsy-turvy

What da results would always be if da Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy tried to be medical examiners.

Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

autosphyxiation

Jerk Your meat while also hanging yourself from a ceiling fan

Shit man I'm so depressed right now, I'm going home to commit autosphyxiation

by Grilk August 24, 2022

Autopsy

Examination of a cadaver to determine or confirm the cause of death.

1. To perform an autopsy.
2. The autopsy revealed that the individual had drowned.

by blammord April 21, 2006

autophilanthropy

Stealing money from one's employer; embezzlement. To donate someone else' money to oneself.

I don't think I can afford to go clubbing this weekend, unless I can get away with some autophilanthropy.

by bobistheowl January 3, 2014

Autophile

Someone who is in love with their car.

That guy is so in love with his car. He's such an autophile

by Mx Pwr April 17, 2009

Autophilia

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

by Valkaris May 4, 2010