automatic loveletter

one the best best bands ever! girl singer juliet simms
they pretty much are one of the most inperational bands around

question: did u check out automatic loveletter at the warped tour last night?
answer: o ya man they totaly kicked booty!

by jaemee July 2, 2008

automatic

A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.

My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.

by Flash June 26, 2005

automatic bye

An "automatic bye" comes from the world of sports. It means that a team earns a good enough record to advance in a playoff or tournament without having to play another team. In other contexts, it basically means leapfrogging over a step in a process.

She landed that job without even having an interview. It was an automatic bye.

My favorite team got an automatic bye, advancing to the final round of the playoffs.

by artemis1968 September 11, 2013

Browning Automatic Rifle

Also called a BAR, the weapon served as a sqaud automatic rifle for US forces as well as its allies through World War Wwo and the Korean War. First issued in 1918, it was designed for assaults on entrenched positions to help break the stalemate of World War One. It took .30 caliber rounds and was a gas-operated, magazine fed, aircooled support weapon.

Those faggot Krauts were blown apart by the heavy .30 caliber BAR rounds.

by JRT October 6, 2003

V Automatic

New patek hit 'em with the V automatic

Yo they must not know that I be thuggin. I'm finna hit em with the V automatic

by selcitseT August 9, 2023

Automatic Updates

An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.

noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!

by Home slice May 22, 2005

Automatic Sperm Extractor

Someone who gives good fellatio to the point that semen comes out without effort in the same sense that a milk extractor works.

"Gina gives such good head, she's now known as a automatic sperm extractor."

by Bhold_Da_God October 4, 2007