Autoerotic Selfphyxiation

Narcissistic arousal by suffocating others with your endless selfies.

His obsession with Autoerotic Selfphyxiation was damaging his online presence and annoying everyone who received the constant stream of selfies.

by Scottdogfl April 18, 2014

Autoretarded

The total ignorance with anything regarding to auto mechanics. Cars, boats, motorcycles, etc.

Eric is so autoretarded his dad had to do all the maitinence on his motor.

by secret :3 August 18, 2016

autoerotic-correct

When smart phones correct voice-to-text messages into something erotic, regardless of your original intent.

My smart phone's voice-to-text autoerotic-corrected "genius" to "penis," and I didn't check it before sending it!

by anonymous October 15, 2017

autocorect

you fucking retard, you misspelled autocorrect

Hi, wanna bang?’
Sorry, Autocorect,’
“did you just fucking mispell autocorrect?”

by fuckherrightintheurbandiction September 28, 2019

autoerotica

1. Self-lovin'
2. Sexual relations with an automobile

1. Steve Murphy's Big Book of Autoerotica
2. Steve Murphy died in the act of autoerotica. Too bad he had to use the cigarette lighter socket.

by teej October 16, 2003

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

by Kelly February 4, 2004

autorectumatic

Extracted from one's own rectum.

Software project time estimates are always autorectumatic.

by quux January 11, 2015