autotragically

When something happens automatically, but in a very bad way

This program that the last guy wrote autotragically "cleaned" all the users' data; you can imagine how that went over.

by ITAZ September 15, 2010

Autograph Status

Someone that is not famous does something that was so awesome you want their autograph.

Dude just hit the teacher and walked away like a goon!! Now thats autograph status.

by coolds123 May 26, 2011

Autoirontic

When someone is amused at how they're being cleverly ironic, but no one else gets it. Almost always triggered by significant alcohol consumption, when the imbiber becomes convinced they're cross-channeling Socrates and Robin Williams. Some unfortunate souls have been known to suffer from this condition permanently - avoid making eye contact with these people.

As the night of drinking went on, Joe eventually cleared the bar of all his friends but he didn't seem to notice. His autoirontic banter kept him laughing at his 'witty' observations all on his own.

"Do we have to invite Joe to go out drinking with us? Two cocktails and he gets autoirontic, and I'm tired of having to put up him thinking he's being funny and insightful - it's embarrassing"

by word burgler June 26, 2018

autoerotic asphyxiation

A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.

That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

choking yourself while having sex with a dead animal of the same gender while setting it on fire.

autoerotic homo necro pyro beastiality

Sick people engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality.

by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008

autograph

80's hair metal band
famous for "turn up the radio"
died with the 80's

what band could be this kickass
autograph

by sean "one man choir of angels" May 17, 2007

autocross

an efficient and highly addictive legal function used for (1) drastically reducing the tread life of a set of tires, (2) mercilessly destroying orange cones and (3) ruining a vehicle's alignment.

I had a blast shredding a set of economy radials in 8 runs at last week's autocross.

by Tom Murphy December 31, 2003