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Interstate Autopilot

An honorable sex act that begins with being bored on a road trip, this act usually involves at least two guys. First the passenger must get on top of the driver and begin having Anal sex, while bouncing on top of the driver they must start making out with each other vigorously. After that, due to the drivers riders visual restrictions, the driver must use his tongue to guide the rider how to steer the car. The rider then uses his ass cheeks to turn the steering wheel in whatever direction the drivers tongue pushes in his mouth. This act is preferably to only be done on interstates where the turns are limited.
“Hey I’ve been driving for a while and I’m a little tired, should we put it in interstate autopilot?”
by Autopilotman123 July 27, 2025
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auto-auto-pilot

When you zone out while driving, and the car seems to obey all rules of the road and drive itself to the destination. You usually wake back up eventually, and are confused and amazed.
whoa man, I was driving home last night and i totally went on auto-auto-pilot all the way to my drive way, it was really weird.
by cpt.feelgood June 18, 2009
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Autopiloting

The action of not opening any snapchats from a person whom you have a streak with. People will assume your having a conversation, but in reality nobody is opening them.
Guy 1: "Wow man, you have a streak of 400 with Danny?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."
by Kevo285 October 7, 2018
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Autopeotomy

To cut one's cock off.
Ken only carried out autopeotomy once... as the unfortunate fellow only had one penis.
by MackTheGun February 8, 2012
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Autophotographer

A person who is obsessed with taking their own pictures for the purpoe of posting them on MySpace, Facebook, etc.
I told my parents that I was changing my Major, and that now I want to be an Autophotographer.
by Abigail Bordeaux February 8, 2008
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conversational auto pilot

when you either dont give a shit about what someone is trying to talk to you about, or you are busy doing something else to pay any attention to them
an example of conversational auto pilot is when you respond to someone with short answers that in no way carry the conversation.

haha, nice, wow, thats gay, what the heck,
by murad burrito May 12, 2011
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astropilot

To have doggie-style position sex (with lubrication) where the partner behind does not use their hands to hold onto the hips. Also known as Free-Style Doggie-Style.
She liked watching me in the mirror when I was behind her so much, I decided to hold my head up tall and astropilot her.
by Therendy November 5, 2007
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