autostraddle

Autostraddle (sometimes abbreviated as ASS or A/S) is a website for women of non-hetero orientations that features articles and images on different topics that are of concern to non-heterosexual women such as gender politics, feminism, sexuality, gay rights, etc.
The term itself is something of a joke to its readers which is essentially straddling something or someone, or humping said object/individual.

Person 1: I found the BEST article about being genderqeer on Autostraddle today! It was so informative.

by VeganSunShine August 18, 2011

autotragically

When something happens automatically, but in a very bad way

This program that the last guy wrote autotragically "cleaned" all the users' data; you can imagine how that went over.

by ITAZ September 15, 2010

autotelic

Creation for the cause of creation itself

she is living an autotelic life creating art for the sake of art creation

by ej__MD October 15, 2013

Autoirontic

When someone is amused at how they're being cleverly ironic, but no one else gets it. Almost always triggered by significant alcohol consumption, when the imbiber becomes convinced they're cross-channeling Socrates and Robin Williams. Some unfortunate souls have been known to suffer from this condition permanently - avoid making eye contact with these people.

As the night of drinking went on, Joe eventually cleared the bar of all his friends but he didn't seem to notice. His autoirontic banter kept him laughing at his 'witty' observations all on his own.

"Do we have to invite Joe to go out drinking with us? Two cocktails and he gets autoirontic, and I'm tired of having to put up him thinking he's being funny and insightful - it's embarrassing"

by word burgler June 26, 2018

autoical illusion

When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.

ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy

cory: nice im hungry too

ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid

cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have

ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"

by Charles Ancum May 25, 2010

autoimmune disease

A disease in which the body produces antibodies that attack its own tissues, leading to the deterioration and in some cases to the destruction of such tissue. In simpler terms, it is when your immune system...is...bad.

Ayesha had to start taking medication when she got rheumatoid arthritis, a type of autoimmune disease.

by Ex-Quitter August 4, 2009

Autotuned to Death

To use the audio editing software "Autotune" way too much on a song to the point where it is no longer really a "song", although it doesn't mean that the song still isn't good.

PERSON1-"Hey have you heard the new Black Eyed Peas album:The Beginning?" PERSON2-"Yeah, I like it, but it is so Autotuned to Death!"

by LandofCupcakes7 December 27, 2010